Those Guys











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Depicted on the right are the entities dubbed "Those Guys".

Typically they emit "shaymin" noises. However, sometimes they go "chirp". In even rarer occasions, they get stuck on "chirp", repeating it rapidly until smacked; then they go back to normal.

First Sighting
On February 20, 2002, a VHS tape arrived at the director of the FBI's personal home with no return address. The tape was 78 hours and 16 seconds—not normally possible with this hardware—of a static close-up shot of a Those Guys, ending with a black screen and the only audio on the whole tape: "shaymin". A thorough examination of the envelope yielded only the fingerprints of the mail carrier, who was promptly detailed and interrogated. Three days later, he died in custody of unknown causes.

Autopsy
On August 22, 2014, a live Those Guys was captured just outside of █████████ ██████, ██████████, Wyoming. It was rushed to ██████ ██████ ██████████ where medical examiner ███████ ██████████ was assigned to its autopsy, documented below:

08/22/14: No organic parts were found inside, the subject consist of a few complex parts haphazardly strewn throughout a stuffed housing. Each part was connected by a small uninsulated wire connecting to a black cube² of unknown origin or purpose—a storage device? Seemingly random radio activity was detected in the immediate vicinity of the cube; indicative of a broken transmitter, though ███ suggested that it may be the byproduct of a different form of transmission. Further study is required.

08/26/14: We placed the subject into a bath of liquid nitrogen to retain its electrical state. Severing the wires caused the unit to immediately cease moving. No further activity was detected. The cameras and black cube were separated from the housing and sent to the lab with the hopes that we can interface with them.

08/27/14: We can't find it. The subject is gone.