Sandrah Leiu

Sandrah Leiu (17 July 1980 – 11 September 2001) was a Shayminologist, grand wizard of the KKK, and a major member of al-Qaeda, the Sunni militant Islamist organization that claimed responsibility for the September 11 attacks on the United States.

Early Life
Born Sandrah Hussein Mohammed bin Leiu in Detroit, Michigan, Leiu began her crime-ridden life early by participating in bank robberies with her parents. During this time, she wrote "The Life of a Fugitive", documenting over a thousand cases of debauchery, robbery, and murder.

In 1996, at the age of 16, she was finally deemed mentally stable enough to be brought to trial for her crimes. She was charged with 40 counts of armed robbery and 20 counts of murder in the first degree, giving her a minimum mandatory 40 life sentences.

Prison Life
During her stay in prison, Leiu wrote several letters to the KKK, and rose to the rank of head wizard within a year. When prompted for government service, she responded saying, "No, no, I can't do that. I'm a...a Shayminologist or something. Yeah, that's it." Shortly afterward, she wrote several books on shayminology and spoke frequently on the subject.

al-Qaeda
During her frequent speeches on shayminology, Leiu was approached and made offers by several members of al-Qaeda. Looking to settle back into her old ways, Leiu joined the group and began the planning of the September 11th attacks.

Death
As the active hijacker in United Airlines Flight 93, Leiu perished along with the flight en route to her destination. She was too drunk to fly the plane and crashed in the middle of a field in Pennsylvania.

Legacy
Soon after her death, other prominent Shayminologists, such as the quack Aleksandr Petrov, went on to say that Leiu "was the greatest inspiration a young aspiring Shayminologist could ever hope for" and that her works "are absolutely truthful, with no mistakes, errors, or biases".