On Shaymin Fluff (rumor)

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On Shaymin Fluff (Russian: на shaymin пух) is a book written by a quack. Daphne says it exists, but it doesn't.

Apparently it's 100 pages long and it doesn't have a spine. Like the quack that wrote it.

Purportedly, the book contains facts and information regarding shaymin fluff. The book's existence is supposed to cover for the fact that Daphne has never performed a shaymin dissection and has never seen its insides, but she had in fact read this book. At some point. Maybe.

The book was apparently published by Random House Publishing. They have not returned my calls, so this remains unconfirmed untrue.

Status
In 2001, A team of 100,000 scientists were dispatched in order to find leads regarding the existence of this book. No such leads were found, with respondents giving statements such as "On Shaymin Fluff? Why would someone write a book about that?" and "Oh, Aleksandr Petrov? You mean that rapist and murderer, right?"