Luna

Luna (/ˈluːnə/) is a kitty.

LUNA FUCKING HATES HERO

If Luna spies a human trying to pet any other cat at any given time (e.g., Hero), she will become a jelly bean. This means she will enter the room at a speed about 1.5 times her normal pace, then proceed to braow incessantly in a demand to be the one receiving all the pettinz.

On the subject of jelly beans, the little paw pads on Luna's feet kind of look like jelly beans.

She has a fat old man belly.

Behavior
Luna just lays around the house all day, doing nothing. She's an old cat, and can't jump very high. Which is bullshit, and we know it, because when she's not aware that we're looking, she jumps on things like a normal cat with no apparent difficulty. She's just fucking lazy and doesn't want to do it, preferring to make us move her instead.

Luna occasionally crooks her tail and dangles it like a hook. In this state, she's fishing for tuna (pronounced "ton-uh"), despite there being no water. Or Tuna, for that matter.

She is very territorial, hissing if any cat (like Khyhywhaohw) gets within her personal bubble (appoximately 1000 ft²).

Diet
Plastic.