The Shaymin

The Shaymin is the shaymin. It was the first one, and it came out of a crane game (for 7 or 8 dollars). Subsequently, it really likes crane games. It is a very naïve shaymin.

The Shaymin likes everything, but also doesn't like everything. It feels pretty neutral about everything, but it really likes snack cakes and killing dudes.

The Shaymin goes all "Tweet!" when it's happy, and goes all "Tweeet." when it's sad. It also goes "Thump thump thump!" when it's mad.

It loves playing all of the shaymin games, even though it usually never wins and is pretty bad at them.

The Shaymin can be most easily identified by the droopy flowers, its overall 'unkempt' nature, and even fluff distribution. Other than the dirt and flowers, it's the ideal shaymin shape.

The Shaymin is ticklish all over.

The Shaymin throws up invisible vomit all over the place if it spins twice along its lateral axis in one go.

Indecisiveness
The Shaymin is very notably indecisive. In general, it tends to like things, but also dislike things. Aside from the things it really likes (e.g., snack cakes, killing dudes), it feels pretty neutral about everything. That includes things such as going to bed with Daphne.

Its favorite color is all of them. It likes all of the Team Fortress 2 classes equally. It has voted "Unsure" or "Undecided" on every single poll that has ever come its way.

Favorite Things
Despite its aforementioned indecisiveness, The Shaymin does have some favorite things. In order, starting from most liked, The Shaymin's three favorite things in the world (and only three things it clearly likes) are:


 * 1) Tweeting
 * 2) Snack cakes
 * 3) Killing dudes

The Shaymin tends to gravitate toward its favorite things. Each tier of The Shaymin's favorite things trumps the following entry for this gravitational phenomenon. If The Holocaust were to The Shaymin's left (or, if we'd like to make the example more extreme, we could use the heat death of the universe) and a single, half-eaten Twinkie were to its right, it would head toward the Twinkie.

The Shaymin also likes crane games a lot. It's its fourth favorite thing, except that it isn't.

Death
The Shaymin, like all other regular-sized shaymins, dies if it lies on its back. Due to being the shaymin that gets taken everywhere, along with the fact that its position on the couch is on top of Megashaymin, it tends to die a lot. Dying isn't painful for it, so it doesn't have a very human-like perception of what death is.

The Shaymin wonders what the big deal about death is. In movies and video games, the characters come back to life if you just start over.